I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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