yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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