i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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