We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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