i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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