Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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