we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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