he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Im part way to drunk.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Your penis caused this!
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Randomize
