similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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