Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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