I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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