is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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