I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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