1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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