Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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