Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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