talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
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