I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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