problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
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Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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