some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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