It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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