You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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