I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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