I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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