He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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