CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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