i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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