if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Shame - the story of my life.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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