I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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