Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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