OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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