So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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