did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Be still, my beating vagina.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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