We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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