We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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