I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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