batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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