if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Im part way to drunk.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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