did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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