Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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