what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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