But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
