dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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