I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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