How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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