did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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