It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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