are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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