Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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