Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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