.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I forgot how hot balto sounded
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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