her vagine was all disorganized.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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