I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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