i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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