Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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