I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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