lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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