So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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