shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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